This_Is_Bs

Ad Hominem Dan: I have no idea what ToK is. Me: Of course you wouldn’t, you’re dumb. Dan: What does that have to do with anything' Me: ToK is an IB course, and since you’re not smart enough to get into IB you wouldn’t know what it is. Bandwagon Justin: I like French people! Kevin: What are you talking about' No one likes the French. Jack: Yeah man nobody likes the French. Justin: You’re right; I don’t like French people either. Straw Man Amy: I like Google; it’s a very nice search engine, Google Chrome is a good browser, and Google even owns YouTube. Google really is all over the place. John: Google is bad! If you keep using Google you’re just helping the company in taking over the Internet, and then world! Amy: What are you talking about' Hasty Generalization Mike: I saw a Latino walking down the sidewalk towards me, so I crossed the street to avoid him. I thought he was going to jump me! Jan: How did you come up with that'! Mike: Well you see it in movies right' The thugs and bad guys are always Latino. Red Herring Scott: I love bread; it’s so good and healthy. It does nothing bad to you! Ramona: Bread is made by communists, and will turn you into one. Scott: Eating bread makes me a communist'!'! Appeal to Fear Jonah: I hate Germany. Kyle: If you hate Germany then Nazi Zombies will rise and hunt you down. Jonah: No…!! Post Hoc The last few people I poked got mad at me. Therefore, poking makes people mad. Slippery Slope You need to stop being on Facebook so much; eventually you’ll become a real-life stalker. Appeal to Tradition Wars have been going on since the beginning of civilization. Therefore, it’s actually OK to have wars!