Roles,_Responsibilities_and_Relationships_in_Lifelong_Learning

| | | I've travelled this whole world of ours from Barnsley to Peru I've had sunstroke in the Arctic and a swim in Timbuktu I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal And I've danced with ten-foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall I've met the King of China And a working Yorkshire miner But I've never met a nice South African No, he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising, man 'Cos we're a bunch of arrogant bastards Who hate black people. I once got served in Woolies after less than four weeks' wait I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school I've met a normal merman And a fairly modest German But I've never met a nice South African No, he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising, man 'Cos we're a bunch of talentless murderers Who smell like baboons. http://www.free-lyrics.org I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind I've got Directory Enquiries after less than forty rings I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings I've seen a flying pig In a quite convincing wig But I've never met a nice South African No, he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising, man 'Cos we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths With no sense of humour (hah-hah-hah). I've met the Loch Ness Monster and he looks like Fred Astaire At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire I know a place in Glasgow which is bright with daffodillies I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies I've had a nice Pot Noodle But I've never had a poodle And I've never met a nice South African No, he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising, man Because we've never met one either Except for Bruiten Bruiten-Bach And he's emigrated to Paris. Yes, he's quite a nice South African And he's hardly ever killed anyone And he's not smelly at all That's why they put him in prison. View more Spitting Image Song Lyrics:      Spitting Image - (I've Never Met) A Nice South African Lyrics      Spitting Image - Chicken Song Lyrics | This website is sponsored by Zango Zango's toolbar for IE, Outlook/Outlook Express and Word provides FREE access to premium content, including weather, paid for by advertising. Based on keywords generated by your browsing, Zango shows ads in a separate browser window or a temporary Slider, and toolbar search suggestions. ShopperReports provides comparison shopping offers in a Sidebar. Both run continuously and update automatically. Uninstall easily via Add/Remove Programs. For more information: Best Practices, Privacy Policy, FAQ View EULA | Print EULA  Yes, I want free ShopperReports too View TOU | Print TOU By clicking "Start", I represent that I (1) am at least 18, (2) agree to the EULA and Privacy Policy terms and (3) consent to install Zango and, if selected, ShopperReports, and access www.free-lyrics.org. Click "Start" to install Zango and access this website for free Cancel Start | | |