Peaty_the_Pigeon

Peaty the Pigeon Peaty the Pigeon is the decedent of one of the cereal gods (The Corn Flakes Turkey) the resemblance is not big because he got his looks from his uncle, the bird in fruit loops. Peaty was an orphan for most of his life because when his mom and dad met in Vegas one night you could say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, therefore Peaty spend his childhood as a blackjack dealer. But Peaty wanted more of life than dealing blackjack; he wanted to be a kung fu pigeon. He trained in between shifts and in his spare time, after many months Peaty knew more about kung fu than Jackie Chan. However in order to become the greatest kung fu fighter ever Peaty needed immortality and a funky new hat. The immortality part wasn’t going to be tough however getting a funky hat now days isn’t that easy. In a land far far away from San Francisco there was a farm, this farm unlike others had hidden secrets and adventures to whoever dared to trespass. Although there was a treasure at the end of the journey, this treasure was different. It came with eternal life and unlimited ‘Rice Crispy Treats’ made from the cereal gods which include; Tony the Tiger, the drunk squirrel in the ‘Honeycomb’ commercial and the rest of the Kelloggs’ family. Peaty knew the only way too immortality was in the farm in which all legends engraved history. He couldn’t do it alone so he took along the monkey from Chocos (Coco) and Mario, two people who meet Peaty while he went to buy a funky hat. The hat wasn’t all that funky, so he grew an afro because it looked groovy. They had to be prepared before entering the farm of destiny. So they dressed themselves as Mexican food in order to not be recognized. Peaty was a Taco, Coco was an orangutan although peaty repeatedly tried explaining him than an orangutan is not Mexican food (it’s a monkey with no tail), and Mario was dressed as a Chihuahua, Peaty gave up on them (For anyone reading this, Chihuahua is not Mexican food!). They also carried chocolate grenades however Coco ate them on the way and had real bad gas. Mario was brought up as a gentleman (that’s why he’s not killed Luigi yet); therefore he never went to a house empty handed so he bought a fruit basket on the way for the farm animals. Coco ate the basket, not the fruit, on the way. After that Mario stared cursing in Italian. They sneaked into the farm without knocking the front door (How rude!), and they were assaulted by teenage mutant ninja turtles. Peaty and his friends were no match for the turtles AK-47’s however using Mario as a human shield helped their cause of survival. When it seemed as it would be the end for Peaty and Coco a familiar smell appeared. One that uneased them right through their journey. It was Cocos’ gas! Probably the most lethal weapon anyone could confront! Forget the AK-47’s the gas was like alien technology compared to their primitive weapons. The turtles died at sight of the gas. As Peaty and Coco continued their quest for world domination and unlimited cereal treats they came across a chocolate river. Coco ran and relished the tasty chocolate that flowed from a massive toilet used only by King Bombastic, the largest king of them all. Peaty just stared at Coco while he had the time of his life bathing in ‘chocolate’. As their journey followed on they had to leave the river behind taking Cocos’ dignity with it, not like he had any. Coco and Peaty finally found the cereal treats and the secret to immortality. Their hunt had finally ended and it brought fruits with it, not the fruits Mario bought. Peatys’ name could now be hung with those of great cereal makers of all time who dominated the world through the needs and demands of children all over. Peaty also became the first kung fu cereal icon with a funky hat! As for Coco; he spent the remaining of his life trying to grow his tail back, he was not triumphant. Peaty and Coco celebrated by making a new cereal, ‘Chocolate Corn Flakes’ which wasn’t really successful because the commercial sucked! They later went to Vegas where a new unsung hero’s story began.