Boredome

. Once upon a time, in the land of pussy-less women, there was a young lad with rosey cheeks and a Rosey O'Donald backpack, who would frolic through the fields of colorless flowers and mystical waters of Loch Ness. Scotland may not be the place for such joy and excitement. When the young boy was asked his feelings,when his skin first made contact with the beautiful flowers, he said it was as if he had ejaculated for the first time, and nobody knows that there is no better feeling than that. Just think, a young boy, taking a large step to manhood. Anyway, there was this little lad, who was kidnapped by the Ogres and Wolves of the Dark Forest of Urethra. In this forest, all dark specticle and corners were death and skeletons, but the little boy of joy and happiness was dragged into a world of being a punk and a gangster, but this was unordinary. What was wrong, you may ask. This is the same person who sat around all day every day, made stuff up about his life, and had his friends play along. He was the proud owner of a Playstation 3 and a computer that ran off of McDonald's Welfare. At night, he would go on a webcam and hump his favorite little Rosey O'Donald backpack. His PSN was one of a wanker, as he was, but the boy was just so great that he loved frolicking through the flowers. Anyway, the Ogre's of the forest started beating him as if they were beating their meat, the young boy, who was actually around the age 17, but acted like a 2 year old, had some sense knocked into him. It was about god damn mother fucking time too. Anyway, this little, or big, boy was an addict on Gamebattles.com, and he just couldn't seem to get off the website. This boy, who ejaculated for the first time, was released back into the land of pussy-less women. In his corner of disparity, he had learned that he should try talking to the pussy-less women. But wait, aren't women supposed to have a pussy' Well, yeah, they are. But you see, the nerds that sit on this game have the view of the land of pussy-less women, and they are the only ones that are granted access to the lands of pussy-less women, because God himself knows that this people will just never get a pussy in the real world, so they are taken away to the land of pussy-less women, where they can actually talk to the "female" human species. But what was his name, you may ask. Well, his real name, by birth, was Luke Skywalker .