Kleptomania

Kleptomania Kleptomaniacs, pyromaniacs, nymphomaniacs and all the maniacs in the world…tonight is your night! First, I’d like to apologize for the missing cutlery and the lack of candles stolen by our kleptomaniacs / (slash) pyromaniacs. Tonight’s speakers, including me (Klara the Klepto), Pete the Pyro and Ned the Nympho are going to be talking about rare disorders. I wasn’t quite sure what to talk about, so I kind of borrowed my subject from the next speaker…kleptomania! Kleptomania is a serious, yet relatively unknown disorder that is thought to be caused by an imbalance of a certain chemical in the brain, or more simply some sort of personality disorder such as depression! I myself admit to have taken a few little objects once or twice in my lifetime with out permission, and I guess everyone has…but what defers kleptomaniacs from people who just enjoy stealing' Here are some real signs of Kleptomania: * taking objects on impulse, without planning ahead * repeatedly taking things that are not valuable or needed for personal use *not feeling guilty after stealing and getting some sort of rush before taking an object! Looking into this crowd, I see pockets full of useless objects, people looking for “misplaced” items, table clothes on fire kleptomaniacs, things, taking, return, people, objects, disorder, about, yet, useless, thought, that’s, stealing, steal, sort, pyro, pete, out, object, night, kleptomania, just, items, guess, fire, few, enjoy, before, almost, after, yes, wrong, world…tonight, without, wasn’t, valuable