Death_Of_A_Fairytale

Death Of A Fairytale Flick through any book of Fairy Tales, and you will be forced to confront the tragic extents to which the population of talking frogs, obese godmothers, and fairy princesses has plummeted in recent centuries. (And to qualify as a genuine fairy princess, one must be beautiful, sweet of voice and a sufferer of acute insomnia when in a five-mile radius of legumes. If you believe yourself to be a member of this excessively rare breed, please contact Smith & Rumpilstiltskin, Bounty Hunters) The dying out of the world’s LIPS (Ludicrous and Impossible Peoples) has been so gradual, that some of the world may have forgotten that they had existed to begin with, so minor a minority group are they. It’s a disgrace when the breeding habits of Bengel Tigers get more media attention than the recent ingenious plots of that devilish feline in knee-high boots. But what is the cause of this decline' Has our society doomed the wicked stepmothers and flying carpets of the world to extinction with logic and political correctness' Is it something in the water' In her book, ‘A Watcher’s Guide to Elf-Spotting’, Professor C. Derella explains, "Like rabbits to other rabbits, elves and faeries are fairy, world, water, never, tales, sweet, faeries, wicked, times, story, stepmothers, seen, recent, rabbits, princesses, princes, one, nymphs, merely, magic, lips, know, human, highly, heard, frog, even, elves, book, anyone, you’re, yourself, world’s