Deep_Thoughts

Deep Thoughts If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something. When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth'" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid'" and you'd say, "Aw *censored* you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill. One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was out, think, because, said, just, good, go, say, you're, people, back, about, real, make, i'd, thought, something, someone, one, little, tell, off, way, story, going, big, bet, time, thing, should, probably, man, head, everybody, old, ever, boy, that's, take, started, long, laugh, gold, gets, baby, , town, start, right